My hypothesis is that my car is leaking oil and when I turn on my car the oil that has been leaking comes out the exhaust pipe in the form of white smoke. It only pours smoke for a few seconds after I start my car and only after I have driven a long distance. My commute from Midvale to Provo does the trick.
It looks like this:
Yeah, it looks like I am taking off in a space shuttle. No big deal.
I get many a worried expression from others who witness the lift-off.
I had it looked at and the mechanic thought he fixed it but as per usual the problem was not remedied. He doesn't seem to think it is a problem. I beg to differ. The embarrassment is enough.
So, if you see me taking off (literally), I'm okay.